Colossal Failure Sticker

Stick these anywhere you want a little personality—or chaos. Each die-cut sticker is printed on thick, durable vinyl with a smooth matte finish that can survive scratches, rain, sunlight, and whatever questionable life choices put it there. Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, bumper, or anything that needs a glow-up (or a warning). Note, this sticker does not smell after scratching.